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Country Singer

Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #90 on: May 05, 2020, 07:24:38 AM »
Flatten the curve!
“Our country demands all our strength, all our energies. To resist the powerful combination now forming against us will require every man at his place.
If victorious, we will have everything to hope for in the future. If defeated, nothing will be left for us to live for.”

Starlady

Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #91 on: May 05, 2020, 08:32:11 AM »
Will there be a Murder Hornet stimulus check?
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." Albert Einstein

Abigayle

Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #92 on: May 05, 2020, 11:20:49 AM »
The bees were working way on the hives this morning.  Hope they get the hornets under control faster than they did the virus.
Now that we have hand washing down, need to start on using turn signals BEFORE you get to the corner....
Ariel

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Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #93 on: May 05, 2020, 02:46:27 PM »
The bees were working way on the hives this morning.  Hope they get the hornets under control faster than they did the virus.
Now that we have hand washing down, need to start on using turn signals BEFORE you get to the corner....
Really?  This is South Georgia.  If someone slows down in front of you, you should fall back.  Attempting to pass and there is a 100% chance they will turn left.  Get used to it.  lol

Country Singer

Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #94 on: May 05, 2020, 03:04:29 PM »
Bees prepare
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If victorious, we will have everything to hope for in the future. If defeated, nothing will be left for us to live for.”

Lilburner

Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #95 on: May 06, 2020, 11:49:46 AM »
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A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures.
~ Daniel Webster

Lilburner

Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #96 on: May 06, 2020, 12:11:01 PM »
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Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #97 on: May 06, 2020, 12:40:16 PM »
These police men have not read the Constitution.   We have the right to assemble and to travel interstate and intrastate.

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Starlady

Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #98 on: May 06, 2020, 05:10:03 PM »
The new memes are coming fast, now!
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." Albert Einstein

Lilburner

Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #99 on: May 07, 2020, 12:20:18 PM »
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A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures.
~ Daniel Webster

nj_m715

Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #100 on: May 12, 2020, 09:28:44 AM »
"Spanish Man Dies After Being Stung By "Murder Hornet" "

do we need a hornet lock down?
only go out if wearing a bee suit?

tlwagg

Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #101 on: May 12, 2020, 12:19:59 PM »
Don't ware a bee suit, bee suits don't work! Besides it's just a hornet and more people die from bee stings every year than die from hornet stings.
"I prefer dangerous freedom to peaceful slavery." - Thomas Jefferson

"Political correctness is tyranny with manners." - Charlton Heston

Starlady

Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #102 on: May 13, 2020, 10:24:03 AM »
Just in case you were wondering:
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." Albert Einstein

Country Singer

Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #103 on: May 13, 2020, 06:27:17 PM »
Rule Number 1
“Our country demands all our strength, all our energies. To resist the powerful combination now forming against us will require every man at his place.
If victorious, we will have everything to hope for in the future. If defeated, nothing will be left for us to live for.”

Lilburner

Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #104 on: May 18, 2020, 11:10:17 PM »
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A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures.
~ Daniel Webster

 

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