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Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« on: March 21, 2020, 10:43:58 AM »
Because laughter is the best medicine! I truly believe it's important to keep our senses of humor.

I'm not known for political correctness, so if this is too sensitive a topic for anyone, just click back. I'll wait for the next post to start.

Otherwise, share yours!
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Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2020, 10:46:07 AM »
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Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2020, 10:48:18 AM »
This one was tweeted by Mike Judge himself.
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Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2020, 11:17:20 AM »
Inter-service rivalries continue.
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If victorious, we will have everything to hope for in the future. If defeated, nothing will be left for us to live for.”

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Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2020, 11:23:51 AM »
Ok I posted my poem in the political section and it was kinda of mean but it struck my one night.

Now this one's been around since early February.  There are two versions one done in a comedy club and hard to hear but I like it best.

and this one done at a park.
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"Political correctness is tyranny with manners." - Charlton Heston

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Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2020, 02:43:12 PM »
Poor Biden

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Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2020, 02:48:20 PM »
I've got way too many ... seriously.

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Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2020, 02:49:02 PM »
Inter-service rivalries continue.

Hey now, I resemble that remark ... meme!

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« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2020, 02:52:09 PM »
Seriously folks, you'll get tired of me ...

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Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2020, 02:56:32 PM »
I might take a break so as not to overload anyone on my really bad sense of humor.

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Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2020, 03:37:29 PM »
I have a few, too.
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Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2020, 03:40:28 PM »
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Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2020, 03:43:08 PM »
Last bunch
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Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2020, 03:55:13 PM »
TP.  Calculate it out.  Be sure to click the advanced option for best info.

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Re: Gallows humor. Pandemic jokes and memes
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2020, 04:27:36 PM »
Nemo I feel good about my supply. The calculator did go high enough for me to figure it out. Now all I need to do is replace what I'm using.
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"Political correctness is tyranny with manners." - Charlton Heston