I went to the local butcher and asked how much are your ribeyes steaks?
Butcher says $24.99 per LB.
I tell the butcher that’s robbery, the butcher across town is only charging 14.99 per lb.!
Butcher asked me why didn’t I buy from him?
I told him that he was out of stock!
The butcher then said well he’s the robber - when I’m out of stock I only charge $9.99 per lb!
